Trump Does Something Funny, We Guess

SOMEWHERE - Reports are probably coming in somewhere or another that two-time president-elect Donald Trump did something or other, and it was probably humorous.

Trump, who previously won the election in 2016 and triumphed with a commanding lead over Democratic nominee Kamala Harris, probably said or did something at a campaign rally that made him look like a total buffoon, and then the audience cheered for him for several minutes.

Maybe it wasn't a campaign rally, maybe it was a public appearance? Who cares.

"Duh, duh, I'm big and stupid and rigged the election," Trump potentially said, even though that wouldn't top anything that he's actually said in the past few weeks.

Furthermore, it has been forecasted that Trump will continue to make goofs, gaffes and blunders for the next 4 years, some of them heavily affecting American policy, and all of them met with warm support from over 50% of the American populace.

The Bend's staff have responded to Trump's hilarious potential slip-up, and guaranteed lack of accountability for it, by drinking heavily.*

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