The Bend is yet another take in the genre of amazing investigative journalism and COLD HARD FACTS.
Due to most of our writers being lured in by the promises of The Onion being "funny" and "those guys that made Sex House," The Bend will have infrequent updates due to low staff, but we guarantee you every headline will hit, and hit hard. It's the BEND PROMISE.
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